Six word memoir

There's a story on NPR today about six word memoirs. I've heard about it before. Apparently Hemingway was once asked to write a story in six words and he said "For Sale: baby shoes, never worn." Anyway, so the idea is usually to write your story in six words, but since it's nearly Valentine's Day people are writing the stories of their love lives. Some of them are sweet, some are sad. Here are a couple from the article:

The results are sometimes romantic: "He sees the me I don't" ... sometimes devastating: "For the children, I remain his." ... and often hilarious: "Found Jewish princess. Good-bye succulent pork."

I went through and read a bunch of them in the comments. The ones I liked best (of the ones I read):

"I liked him, he liked men."

"New best man and bride needed."

"Gravity pulled down, humor held up."

I've been thinking about my story of love. It's sort of depressing (and perhaps after the last post I should try to be more upbeat) but here it goes:

"Maybe there is no such thing."

Anyway, if anyone is still reading this blog feel free to contribute your own. In German if you like.